Tootsie Roll Suspicions

First of all, let me just say that it took me five minutes to figure out how to spell suspicions. Ok, that is an exaggeration but it took me a while for some reason XD I'm really tired, I'm making all these silly mistakes! Anyway, let's get to the BEEF.
So I have a tootsie roll that is bent in half. IS THIS NORMAL?! I'm a huge tootsie roll lover. More like tootsie roll addict. There's a part where the wrapper doesn't fully cover the tootsie roll and it's bent and flat. Ish. IT'S SO FREAKING WEIRD. I mean, I love weird. I'M weird. But this is scary weird.
EVERYONE I KNOW WHAT TO BE FOR NEXT HALLOWEENIE
A bent tootsie roll. That's how to scare the crap out of people.
At least me.
*psst* Don't use this against me peoplez ok XD

Super Llama

So I was talking to my twin the other day (aka thirty minutes ago) and since I like llamas, I just randomly said, "Never fear, for Super Llama is here!" And then this: *becomes llama in Super Man costume* And I just flew around and I thought (mostly because my twin commented on my lack of blogging) that I should post it because, well, it's pretty random. So I searched online for Super Llama. I mean, it's the internet. Of course it's gonna be there. So guys, you ready for this?

THIS IS MEEEEEEEE

You Don't Say

Ok... *waits* WHAT IS IT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY 

Message

Ok, if you see this, great. This is a message to someone in particular. You know who you are... You do not have to read this, but if you know it's for you (and you will), then please read it. I don't know if I can say this in any other way.

I haven't talked to you in forever. You may not know this, but it's pretty much tearing me apart. I'm so afraid to message you because I know you won't forgive me. Besides, you have your big sister. You don't need me anymore. I'm getting trapped inside this crazy dream and I don't want you going down with me. You've already got enough problems on your own. If you are worried, don't be.

I haven't been on SoM in forever. Same with Kik. I'm afraid to. I haven't been talking to anyone online, and you know that's a pretty big part of my life. So it's not just you I haven't been talking to, but it's you I've been thinking of the most.

I know that you care for your big sister more, don't deny it. I'm actually glad for it because at least you have the better one with you. I never really was able to do anything but a temporary relief, huh?

You'll be fine. You are strong, and you'll make it without me. You've got everyone else you care for. You are a strong light, and people are just naturally attracted to you. I know you are probably going to consider this your fault. Trust me, it isn't. I've been battling this thing inside me even before we met.

This isn't a permanent goodbye. At least, I don't think so. Unless you want it to be. I'm just saying my current situation. I'm just saying why I haven't been on and why I might not be on for a bit.

To everyone else who sees this and have cared to read through it, do not mind this. This is to a specific person who know's what I'm talking about, so don't you worry about little ole me.

Writer's Plot Twist Generator

Ok, so I just found a plot twist generator and I thought that I should try it! So you just gotta click the button and it comes up with a plot twist. And here's what I got:
The teacher loses the picture on a drunken night out. So first of all, after pasting this from the site I was like, "Woah! It also copied the color and font. This is weird." Anyway, I don't know what this is... loses what picture? Their 6th grade photo? What does this have to do with anything?! And why would you take a photo with you when you are drunk?!
The heroine asks awkward questions. Ok, what? The heroine asks awkward questions. How the hay is this a plot twist? It makes no sense! "Oh, did your pet duck like the clog I made them?" Because that's an awkward question. Well, it's more on the odd side than awkward, but still...
The daughter storms out. Unless you are a boy and you suddenly become a girl and you storm out because you are mad you became a girl, this is not a plot twist. Unless it leads up to that person becoming a freaky murderer or something, but seriously.

Ok, that's enough... it's too much. These are not good. The top one is kind of ok if you are creative, but really. Just wanted to share that with you all XD

He Left The Chat

Hey Goku, remember this? XD With Duckie!!! So I'm reading through the chat we had on Kik (that Duckie left for... reasons) and I thought I would share some of it with you. Ok, so Kik hates me. I can't see the profile pictures, so group chats are REALLY hard for me. I can't tell what's going on and I'm always afraid of pranks XD Anyway, so these are some funny parts of the chat:
I think it's Duckie: Dahhhhhhhhh
Me: Dah?
I think it's Duckie: Dah is me imitating the noise of a bleached whale.
Me: That almost autocorrected to neurosurgeons.
I don't know who said this: What's that
Me: A person who does surgery on the brain.
Me: I think.
Duckie I think: Are you one?
Me: Noooo
I think it's Goku: Wild floppy disk!
Me: Are you calling me a wild floppy disk? XD
I think it's Goku: No
Me: And I say LLAMA
Goku: Llama!
Duckie: A lobster farted a rainbow.
Me: And it wasn't even a unicorn!
Duckie: Or a ghetto pickle with a sombrero.
(some time later when they both when to bed)
Me: Poof.
Me: Poof.
Me: Poof
(I kept doing that until Duckie left the chat XD)

Something I Thought I Would Never Say

Ok, I'm not gonna go into the details because it's WAY to complicated, but I just now said "You are a vegetable and that's that!" to my friend. No, it's not for a skit or play or something. It's just a conversation XD so I thought I would share that, because you know. It's random.