Tuesday, May 17, 2016

How To Get Someone To Eat

Step 1: Find a person who doesn't want to eat. (let's call them PWRTE which stands for person who refuses to eat)
Step 2: Mention that you are craving a certain food. Maybe a donut, or pizza, or any delicious food.
Step 3: Keep on talking about different, delicious foods. Make sure to really bring out the deliciousness of the food.
Step 4: Listen for grumbling stomach of PWRTE.
Step 5: Continue to talk about delicious and delectable foods until PWRTE eats.
Step 6: Chow down on amazing and yummy foods with PWRTE.
Step 7: Have a small victory dance.
Step 8: Throw a pie at PWRTE's face.
Step 9: Smash a pie at your own face.
Step 10: Enjoy the pie.

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