Tuesday, May 24, 2016

The Adventures Of Fred And Todd (Part 1)

Ok, here's a tiny story that I just made up. Enjoy!!! XD (I actually made this up a while ago, let's see if I remember it)

The Adventures Of Fred And Todd (Part 1)

There once was a boy. His name was Todd. He had a spirit animal that was a dragon, who's name was Fred. Thing is, Todd loves his dragon spirit animal that he gave up his body to make the dragon become a real dragon. Todd later became a llama. Luckily, Todd was a very happy llama.

Todd wanted Fred to be a very happy dragon, just like he was a very happy llama. So he set Fred free. That and the rules stated that spirit animals could only be spirit animals to humans. That and Fred wasn't a spirit animal anymore. Fred was a real dragon.

So Fred went off into the world. One day, he came across some kids eating a new cereal called Brainy-Bits. But then he witnessed as their brains exploded. He realized why the cereal was called Brainy-Bits. So he set off on a quest. He was going to stop the Brainy-Bits maker and bring peace to the world. And stop brains from going in pieces.

So Fred found himself lost in a forest on his way around the world. He saw a spirit animal bear. The bear was angry. So the bear said "Grrr!" and bopped Fred's nose.

"OWIE!!!!" Fred whelped. "You bopped me in the nose!"

"Grrr!" Was the bear's only response. The bear did it again.

"Please stop, you're giving me a boo boo! Why are you so angry?" The dragon complained while putting a hand/claw thing on his nose to protect it.

"I don't know. Just felt like it." The bear suddenly calmed down.

"Hahaha you're funny!" Fred laughed, and Bear laughed along with Fred. Yes, the bear's name is Bear. You got a problem with it? Geez, tough readers today.

Bear and Fred said their goodbyes after Bear showed Fred the exit from the forest. From then, Fred travelled such a long time. It was a nearly impossible feat, but he finally made it to a dark and scary castle in over 5 minutes.

Yes, 5 minutes. Fred is an amazing dragon. Fred was very tired by the time he got there.

So Fred walked up to the castle doors and walked inside, not waiting for the door to open. It was very hard. I mean seriously, have you ever tried to walk through wood or steel or whatever that was?

Anyway, Fred made it through the door and walked into what looked like a laboratory.

"Ah, we haz a guest!!!" A strange, cackling voice laughed. He said 'guest' as "gwest".

Fred turned around, knocking down a box of something.

"Oh, no no no, please don't do zat! Dis iz me project! Me very special project!" An old, frizzy haired man laughed some more, rolling his r's excessively and saying 'special' as "spay-shawl".

"Who are you?" Fred asked.

"Oh, ho ho ho! You are ze one in me home, not I in yours! Who are YOU?" The man cackled, continuing to roll his r's. Basically all his r's are really really really rolled. Ok I just tried to say "Really, really, really rolled." with rolled r's. It's hard! At least for me.

"I'm Fred."

"Hello, Fred." He laughed some more, saying something like halo instead of hello. "Would you like to try some of my cereal I'm creating?"

"Sure!" Fred grinned. He loved cereal.

The old man, most likely a professor, poured some cereal into a bowl and poured milk into it.

I wonder where I've seen that cereal box... Fred wondered.

Then Fred ate the cereal. It was a very good cereal.

Next thing you know, there is a limited edition of Brainy-Bits: Dragon Brainy-Bits.

But that's ok, because Todd the Llama brought back Fred to life, and Fred became a llama, too. So now it's Todd the Llama and Fred the Llama. But rumor has it that the limited edition, Dragon Brainy-Bits, were making people think they were a dragon. So the kids started to light places on fire.

"We have to stop this!" Todd spittled.

"Yes, we must!" Fred spittled back.

~To be continued~

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